The Fog on the Humber
The ethereal sunsets and sunrises
Of Autumn are a distant memory
In this winter fog
Footpaths leading to the shoreline
And marshland bog
Are heavily waterlogged
Pine cones along Pine Walk
Drop down on walkers
As they walk
Fishermen cast out their rods
Into an elusive estuary
A phantom whiteness
A blanket of blankness
A featureless canvass
A cantankerous
Chorus of clanging
Clanking and clattering
From the rigging
On yachts at the yacht club
Juts into the serenity
Slabs of granite boulders
Set inside steel scaffolded grill holders
Are as huge as can be
Bulky, bulging, brutal and bruised
The first line of defence, used
To protect the land from the
Advancing embraces of the sea
The wooden shoreline fence
Is now a ladder
Hanging and holding
Onto the top
Of the clifftop drop
And in between
Tree roots can be seen
Exposed and unearthed
Dangling over dunes
Held together
In a final grip and grasp
By marron grass
Pillboxes, gloomy, grey and square
Are swallowed up by misty air
Wind turbine blades
Fade into fog as if not there
Deadly to birds in the air
The boggy marshland
Is spiked with danger
Its dykes hidden by
Foggy weather
Long grasses
And straggly heather
A cauldron of clouds
Mist and gases
Wreaths of smoke
And smog intermingle
Rising out of chimney pots
From real fires
And wood burning stoves
The chug and whistle of a ghost train
Going through a tunnel echoes
At intervals from evening till night
But no train in sight
No passengers alight
Fog horns boom eerily on the horizon
From ships, cruise liners, oil tankers,
Steamers, trawlers, skiffs and boats
Haile Sands Fort floats
Magically
Between sky, land and sea
The creek is a shapeshifting shoreline
Shifting shape all the time
With drifting sifting shifting sand
And currents channelling across the land
Warning to walkers
Who want to reach the forte
To check tide times
For danger signs
Or risk being caught
The foxes of the Fitties
Slink out of sight
Searching for a bite
Scavenging for what they can find
Left behind by humankind
Seagulls giant in size
Stalk the coast
Perching on posts
On the lookout for
For fish, chips and pies
A cormorant fans out its wings
Like a pre-historic creature from another land
On a bar of sand
Starlings put on a spell binding display
Swirling and swelling and swaying
This way and that way
That way and this way
Before all descending at speed onto a garden table
To feed on fat balls of suet and seeds
Further up the shore, the Pleasure Island
Theme Park is no more
Eerily quiet from its roaring heyday
Evacuated and abandoned to this day
Where only drones can roam
And foxes call home
Now a creepy graveyard
For the remains of fairground machinery
Creeping into the greenery and the fog
Not worthy of the auction catalogue
The pier is
Lit up with a new lease of life
And a pearl necklace of luminescent lighting
Strung along on both sides
To peer far and wide at the ghostly sightings
Of trawlermen, men lost to sea
Never to return to shore
Mingling with mermaids
And mermaid folklore
Following the fog
And signs on the ground
Along the sea wall for a palm tree
Dazzling white and 72 feet tall
But it is nowhere to be found
Nowhere to be seen
It is but a dream
A dream within a screen
'The Boy with the Leaking Boot'
Is standing in
A moat of sand
Where a battle has been fought
- and breached -
Between sea and land
The palmist’s office along the beach
Is now closed and out of reach
But what could they foresee, I wonder?
What could they foretell?
And in this veil of fog as well
Will ‘The Masterplan’ happen at all?
Will it save the tourist economy from a downfall?
The smell of donuts from the donut stall
Is lingering, salty and sweet
And sticks of rocks from the rock stall
Remain a sticky treat
Cars chug, cough, grunt and shuffle along
Past the forlorn and foggy gothic folly
And the Victorian seafront stage of
Bannisters and balustrades
Stripped, chipped and peeling
Dripping gutters
Slipping from ceilings
The faded grandeur from another age
Whipped and battered by the crashing of waves
The fog is in transit
Lifting above the town
Drifting in its ghostly white gown
To manifest in another town
To be replaced by a bitter brutal bone-chilling wind
And whirling swirling snowstorm known as
The Beast from the East'